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You were outside,under a tree, sipping tea. Suddenly! England falls out of the sky in a nurses outfit. You look over to see if he's okay. He gets up and runs over to you. "Is that Earl gray?" He points at your tea in wonder. "Yeah...." You asked hugging your tea for life. "Can I have it~" He smiles,sparkles forming in his eyes. "NUUUU!!" You yelled, got up and ran. "HEY! GET BACK HERE!!" England runs after you. Eventually, France falls on top of your back in a cat outfit with just the ears and tail. "HAHA! Got you now!" England runs over, grabs the tea and runs away with it. "THANKS FROG!" He yells back at France. "YOU'RE WELCOME!" He answers, a bit confused at what he did. "EARL GRAY!!!!!!! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!" You cried out and looked back that memories you had with Earl Gray. Those memories were cut short when Germany fell out of the sky in a maid's outfit. "Oh hey guys" He casually stood up. France and you stared at him in awe. Japan slid out of space and toke a picture. Germany found him and chased after him. "NU YOU CANNOT DEFEAT CAMERA NINJA!!!" Japan threw down a smoke bomb and vanished. A light 'PASSSSSSSSSSTAAAAAAAAA' could be heard. Italy fell on top of Germany with a flustered Romano. "AHHHHHHH! POTATO BASTARDO!!!!!!!!" Romano jumped up off of him. A Spanish Guitar could be heard from a distance and Spain was in a 'Waiter's outfit' with bunny ears and flying through the air. "I SHALL SAVE YOU, ROMA~" Spain yelled and grabbed Romano and flew away.
Awesome thingy flew in on a broom. "LET ME PLAY YOU ZHE SONG OF MEIN AWESOME PEOPLE!" Awesome thingy yelled and held up his broom in victory. "DUNUDNUDNDUNDUDNNDUNDND" He played the broom while making weird rock guitar noises. Austria was in the background and face-palmed. Germany and Italy laid under the tree and a potato flew over them. "A potato flew around the tree before you came in...~" Italy sang. You and France just laid there watching all this happen. Russia appears out of a sewer in a orange dress next to you. "Russia... What are you doing in there?" You turned towards him. "Hiding." He answers. "Why~ You look so pretty~" You complimented. "No! it's embarrassing!" He closes the sewer lid and hides. "O lol" You respond and look out for more usual sights. China falls out of the tree with his hair down. "CHINA! YOU'RE A GIRL?!" You yelled,surprised. "NO, ARU! WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP THINKING THAT, ARU!" He/she protests. "HEY DUDES! I FOUND HIM!" America walks in with the same outfit as Spain, but with teddy bear ears. He holds up Japan in victory. "FRANCE! NOW!" Japan yells. France laughs and jumps off of you. "OHONHOHNONHON~ MY MASTER PLAN WORKED!" France had embarrassing pictures in his hand of the Countries. "wat" You were confused. The countries stood there,shocked. England eventually comes back with a star wand in hand. He smirks and mumbles something under his breath and points his star wand towards France. France turns into a smaller version of himself. "HEY! WHAT DID YOU DO!" France yells back to England. "Just a little spell..." He walks over and takes the pictures out of his hands and makes them disappear. "NUUUUUU" France yells. Everyone claps for England. "I know...I know I'm amazing" He says, flattered. "Now will you guys eat my scones?~" England magically makes burnt scones appear. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Everyone yells and flies away. "OH COME ON!" England was frustrated. he saw the potato that still flew around the tree. "How about you, Mr.Potato?" he asks. The potato heard that and flew away into the sunset. England stood there once again alone. "Maybe you should stop offering scones..." Tinker bell said quietly.





That was the day that potato became a internet sensation, releasing a new hit song called "A potato" Featuring Germany as backup singer.








Moral of the story is: Love potatoes forever~




















and never eat England's scones ~   
  
           
flying patata flying patata flying patata flying patata flying patata flying patata flying patata flying patata flying patata flying patata flying patata  ;3





*WARNING POTATO ARMY HAS TAKEN OVER. SEND GERMANY*
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ShadowUmbreon84 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
This is the very reason why

I LOVE CRACKFICS!!

flying patata flying patata flying patata flying patata flying patata 
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XDreamsXx Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014  Student Writer
YESSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!~ I'll be making Pure Crack 4! But, I just need the settting. HALP MEH ;u;
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ShadowUmbreon84 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
UM.

A DATE SETTING.

AND EVERYONE IS BEING A COCKBLOCK
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XDreamsXx Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2014  Student Writer
You mean like, you're on a date and everyone is being a cockblock~? That would be Awesome!~~~~
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ShadowUmbreon84 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I'm a genius right?
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:iconxdreamsxx:
XDreamsXx Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014  Student Writer
Yesh~~~ :3
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ShadowUmbreon84 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
WHOOOO~!
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DerpingAtDeviantArt Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014
:iconwhatthefuboomplz:
AND THAT'S WHY I LOVE CRACKFICS~
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XDreamsXx Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014  Student Writer
YESH!!!!!!!!!Emoticon Love Crack Fool Emoji-32 (Crazy Dance) [V3] Fool Emoji-32 (Crazy Dance) [V3] Fool Emoji-32 (Crazy Dance) [V3] 
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InvaderDoom2000 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  Student General Artist
BLACK BUTLER REFERENCES!!!! I LOVE CRACKS!!!! I EMBRACING THESE
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XDreamsXx Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  Student Writer
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~Ciel and Lizzy (Huggy) [V1] 
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IceCrystalTheAlicorn Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  Student General Artist
WHAT THE F*CK DID I JUST READ!?
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XDreamsXx Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  Student Writer
PURE CRACK FOREVS~~~~~~~~~~flying patata flying patata flying patata flying patata flying patata flying patata flying patata flying patata flying patata flying patata Dancing Potato Dancing Potato Dancing Potato Dancing Potato 
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