Drunk!AmericaXReaderX England- Backfire

~~~Crackish Fic, of course~! It would be super awesome sauce if you read mein awesome Drunk!EnglandxReader before this so you can see what happened when Iggy got drunk~ This time, Iggy's gots a plan~What will happen?~~~~~~~~~~ Warning: Slight UsUk ^u^ and Light cursing ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        

   You were staying over at America's house because he called and said he wanted to spend some time together with you. You two were eagerly playing COD (Call of Duty) on the couch together, but America was beating you at the moment. The game ended with the scores. You only had 20 kills while America had 28. "Ugh! Stupid controller!" You blamed the controller for the reasons why you keep losing. If the controller was personified, it would be frowning right now. "Come on, dude don't blame the controller, You just suck at the game~" America laughed innocently. "Well, thanks for making me feel better..." You said with monotone; a pout forming on your face. America put an arm around you and pulled you close you him so that your head was resting on his shoulder, a vivacious smile plastered on his face. "I'm joking~ but still, you suck at this game" America restated. An idea popped in your head "Well, how about a bet, hmm?" You were getting cocky now. You had fate in yourself that you would beat the American at this game no matter how long it toke. "A bet? Well, what are the rules?" America was interested in this, so called, "bet". You giggled a little. "The rules are fairly simple, If you beat me in this game then, you are allowed to do or tell me whatever you want me to do" You explained. America laughed "But what if you win?" America asked with curiosity. "If I win, which I will, I have to tell you what to do. In that case, You will have go into a drinking battle with Prussia!" You smirked evilly while looking into the sparkling blue eyes of the American. "Alright, But if I win, you have eat 15 hamburgers!" America announced proudly. "Are you trying to kill me!? That's crazy! that's as much as you eat, but twice as less!" You went wide-eyed. America smiled "Better not lose then, hmm?". You were determined now. "Okay then, You have to get at least a 10 killstreak!" You explained, sitting in a eager manner. "HAHA~ Isn't that a little too high of a killstreak for you? You've never gotten more than 6!" America teased. "S-Shut up! I can do this!" You scolded him and you put your "mlg pro" face. You had 'deal with it' shades on the coffee table beside you. You grabbed them and put them on. America usually knows when you do that, you mean serious business. 'Come on shades, don't fail me now!' You were mentally talking to your glasses. You sometimes play better with them on, so they are your lucky shades. "Ready?" America looked at you with a competitive expression. "Ready" You looked back at him with the shades obscuring your eyes, a smile on your face. America pressed start and the countdown begun. 3.....2........1 GO!.

                                                                     ~~~Time-skip~~~
  Killstreak- xX_You_Xx-10      America-9
"FUDGE YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH~ I told you I would win~ my super mlg360noscope420blazeit awesome shades helped so much! Thanks shades!" You jumped up and threw your hands up in double fist pumps and you could almost hear your shades saying 'Your welcome'. "Yep! Good Job!" America got up and patted your head in congratulations. "Thanks, I know I'm awesome. Speaking of awesome, You have to go into a drinking contest with Prussia!~" You reminded him of his fate while pointed a finger at him for emphasis. "UGGHHHHHHH! I call a rematch!" America protested. "Nope! I won fair and square! So get dressed, 'cause we are going to the bar!" You told him playfully. But, you also had a evil little plan. Because of the 'incident' with England and the last time he got drunk, You decided to pair up with England when he asked for your part in a plan he had devised. You agreed, It would sure be fun to see what would happen next. America trudged upstairs in slight defeat. A couple minutes passed and America returned back downstairs in his Bomber jacket with a white t-shirt underneath with regular jeans and black converses. You already had on simple clothes that some-what matched America's. "Okay! Just give me a second, I'll be right back" You ran pass him to go upstairs and call England. You retrieved your cellphone from your room and dialed his number. Two rings and then the other line was picked up, and a simple "'Ello?" followed.

"Hey, Iggy!" You called him by his nickname with delight and he didn't seem to mind at the moment. 

"Oh, Hi! Is the plan all set?" He asked, a hint of enthusiasm spotted in his voice.

"Almost! He and I are just about to go to the bar!" You explained with eager taking hold.

"Alright, I'll head there in a moment! That American will pay for what he did..." England was determined.

"Okay~ Whatever you say, Iggy. Bye for now!" You stated.

"O-Oh, right. Goodbye for now!" England came back from daydreaming about his plan with it's success and ended the call.

You threw down your phone without care on your bed and ran back downstairs where the American was lazily solo-playing Call of Duty. "OK!, I'm ready now~ Aren't you excited!" You tried cheering him up and hugged him from behind the couch. "Kinda-ish..." He responded pouting like a child. "Oh, Come on! Don't be so Grumpy, Mr.Grumpy-pants!~" You teased him by pulling on his cheeks and talking like how a mom would to her child. "Oww~ OK,Okay stooooppp~" He chuckled a bit when you did that and tried shooing you away. You stopped and placed your hands on your hips "That's the spirit! Now get off your butt and lets-a go!" You finally persuaded him to happiness. He got up and grabbed the keys to the car. Then, you two walked out the front door and drove off to the planned destination.
                                                               ~~~Time-skip brought to you by Nantucket!~~~~
  America and You reached the bar;your hands shaking with excitement. "Alright, here we are!" America smiled meekly. "Yep~ Come on!" You seemingly jumped out of the car and waited for the American to follow. The parking lots were almost full. They had a 10% discount for drinks. It was almost like Black Friday for them. You two entered the bar and slurred cheers went into your direction. England, You, and America were pretty well known there by the video America posted on YouTube with England and what happened with the time he got intoxicated. Everyone seemed to have a smile on their face though it was indistinct due to the mixture of slurred laughter. You scanned the area and your gaze fell upon a certain table with the same group as last time: England, Prussia, Germany, Italy, France, and Japan. America and you walked over and sat down. "Hello (y/n), America" England smiled lightly.
"Sup!" "Hey!" You two gave your greetings back. "Say, Prussia, How about you and America have a drinking contest?~" You suggested to the both of them, flashing a innocent look. "Keseseseseseese~ Zhat sounds like a awesome idea~ How about about it, America?" Prussia looked over the American and sneered. "You're on!" America accepted with a grin. It's not like he could back out now. You called the waiter over to the table and ordered two large beers. A few minutes later and the two large drinks were placed at the table; condensation falling down the sides of the glasses mockingly. A competitive look connected between the both of them. "Vhat happened now?" Germany asked you, sensing there could be a reason to this. "America lost a bet to me" You smiled, explaining the situation. Germany shook his head slightly and sighed. The quiet Japanese man just had his camera out eagerly. "Alright! Raise your beer!" You started the contest like an announcer starting NASCAR while raising your hand as well for indication. The two raised their beer as told, shining blue orbs met piercing crimson. "DRINK!" You cut your hand though the air in a downward motion and the drinking began. Everyone watched intensively.

~~~After the contest~~~

  Prussia was dead asleep on the table while America was slurring and swaying faintly with small hiccups to complement. "Did I... win?..." America asked the others at the table. "Yep! congrats~ You are now awesomer zhan Prussia!" You clapped and mimicked the Prussian's dialect. "HECK YEAHHH~ This deserves a song!!!!!~" The American jumped up from his seat, his blue eyes glazed and oblivious. "Here we go~" England smiled impishly. "Do you have the camera?" He asked you. You pulled out a secondary phone out of your back pocket, reserved especially for events like these. "Perfect". He grinned while looking at the American who was now onstage. Everyone in the bar instantly turned their attention towards the drunken American. "ALRIGHT!!! Since I'm the *hic* hero, I'll be singing a song especially *hic* for someone...". You have your camera already recording, following every twitch and movement. England laughed. "IGGYY!!!" The American pointed out to the Englishman, a dramatic spotlight illuminated him. "W-what the-" England's face was confused and embarrassed, all in one. You put a hand over your mouth to stop overflowing giggles. Everyone at the table burst out in gales of laughter. Except Prussia who was still sleeping through all this. America started the song and a random mic appeared in his hand.
 I threw a wish in the well,
Don't ask me, I'll never tell
I looked to you as it fell,
And now you're in my way
 America grabbed a penny out of his pocket and walked over and threw it into a convenient well that magically popped up out of no where in particular and looked at England, who had the most confused face you could possibly imagine with light scarlet dusting his cheeks.
 I'd trade my soul for a wish,
 Pennies and dimes for a kiss
 I wasn't looking for this,
 But now your in my way
 He walked over to the table England sat at and grabbed him from his seat. England was too mesmerized to even comprehend what was happening right now. America looked straight into England's eyes, inches away from his face and sang the next lines.
 Your stare was holdin'
 Ripped jeans, skin was showin'
 Hot night, wind was blowin'
England was ironically wearing slightly ripped jeans at the moment. He looked into America's eyes a little longer until he came back to his senses and ran away from America, who chased him and sang. Everyone was laughing at there little act.
Where do you think you're going, baby?

  Hey, I just met you,
 And this is crazy
 But here's my number,
 So call me, maybe!(England: "Get away from me! You wanker!")
America caught up with England, who was tired of running 'round and 'round. America grabbed his arm and pulled him towards him "H-HEY!" England yelled, surprised. America had written down his number on a small slip of paper and handed it to him with a smile on his red face. England toke the paper slowly and ripped it in half. America rolled his eyes at England's tsudereness.
 It's hard to look right, 
 At you baby,
 But here's my number,
 So call me, maybe!
Little did England know, America had another slip of paper with his number on it. England sighed and toke the paper, knowing he might have more if he didn't take it now "How much of these things do you have..." England looked at the paper. "A lot" America responded. He continued the song. The crowd loved this song as much as America did, so they knew all the lyrics by heart.
 Hey, I just met you,
 And this is crazy, 
But here's my number, 
So call me, maybe!
 America smirked and gave England yet another slip of paper with his number on it. "SCREW YOUR NUMBERS!" England yelled and summoned his Flying Mint Bunny mount and flew away with white sparkles following behind. America smiled and summoned his Flying Hamburger and flew after him.
And all the other boys,
Try to chase me,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!
A group of drunken men, engrossed with the pretty sparkles and mounts, chased after America and England with their hands in the air, laughing. America looked down and smiled at that, while Poor England was just scared the whole time. You had an endless smile permanently latched onto your face throughout this whole process while everyone at the table was dieing with laughter, including everyone in the bar.
You took your time with the call,
I took no time with the fall
You gave me nothing at all,
But still, you're in my way  
The group of men got tired laughing and running around so they sat back in their original seats and continued to watch the 'show'. England landed his Flying Mint Bunny Mount and unsummoned it. America copied England's actions and unsummoned his mount in the air resulting in him falling on top of England's back. "GET THE BLODDY HELL OFF ME, YOU GIT!" England yelled while attempting to push the American off and failing epically.
I beg and borrow and steal
Have foresight and it's real
I didn't know I would feel it,
But it's in my way
"But please, Senpai! Let me *hic* love you!~" America begged, clasping his hands together with puppy dog eyes. "NO!" England yelled getting a bit frustrated. "Fine, Then can I *hic* borrow Flying Mint Bunny real *hic quick~?" America wanted to borrow Flying Mint Bunny to see how cool it/she/he was. "Now, why the hell would I let you touch my precious bunny?!" England reasoned this out with a raised eyebrow. "Awh~ OH! What's that!~" America pointed to a corner in the far end of the bar. "What?" England was annoyed but looked to where the drunken American was pointing. America quickly grabbed the Flying bunny and got off of England and ran. When England realized major pressure had been released off his back, He turned back to see the 'baka' America running off with his kawaii bunny. "HEY! GET BACK HERE YOU IDIOT!!!!!!" England chased after him in a panic. America laughed mockingly and continued to sing. 
Your stare was holdin',
Ripped jeans, skin was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'...
England tackled America down for his dear floating Bunny and America finally released it/him/her with a smirk. England hugged his magical creature for dear life and glared at the American with slight hatred. Everyone was staring a bit strangely because all they saw were two guys fighting over air. "JUST KISS ALREADY!~" France yelled from the table while chuckling. England's face became full fuchsia and turned back to the Frenchman "SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP, FROG!!!" England yelled back through clenched his teeth at the comment. "Dude, Your face is, like all red and stuff *hic* Do you really like me, Senpai~?" America grinned wildly at the Englishman. England whipped his head back at the American. England's skin turned darker with each of America's words. England,without a word, got back up and ran away from the American again and made sure to keep an eye onto his dear whimsical animal.
Where you think you're going, baby? 

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!
America threw another slip of paper with his number on at England. In which England yelled slightly. He may have a phobia of papers with phone numbers on it by the end of the night. You were still happily recording all of this which may or may not end up on a social media website by a girl holding the extra phone in her hands at this very moment.
It's hard to look right
At you baby,
But here's my number, (England: "STOP THROWING PAPER AT ME, YOU WANKER!")
So call me, maybe!
By now, everyone had started to sing the song, slurring the words a bit, but everybody's voices were together like a choir.
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe! 
And all the other boys,
Try to chase me,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!
The song was really starting to get to England. By it's repetitive lyrics, it was getting quite  annoying. America seem to be endlessly enjoying this though.
Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad
England stopped running for a little and turned back at the American when he said those words.America was even giving it some feeling. 'How could such a stupid song have a small meaning to it?' England shook those thoughts from his head 'Eh, he was drunk. He was singing the lyrics to this song' England thought again.
Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
I missed you so, so bad (bad, bad)
America finally caught up with him and gave him a smile. England was still mad at him for starting all this. 'Let it go, he doesn't mean these words in the song... Just watch...' England told himself. America did give him a small hug though. "Wha-" England was mesmerized. 'The hell?...No, He's probably just tired...'England kept denying it. "I'M TELLING YOU! YOU TWO SHOULD JUST DATE ALREADY!" France yelled playfully. You covered you mouth at France's comments to stop laughing, knowing he was just playing with them. Everyone nodded their heads a bit in agreement. England turned pure crimson at everyone's agreement and pushed the slightly fatigued American off of him gently. "No, No it's alright, I-I'm fine" England put his hands up in defense to this and shook them wildly. "AND SHUT UP, FROG!" England shouted back at France. "RIGHT BACK AT YA, ANGLETERRE!~" France winked back. England growled. America wrapped an arm around England and sang the next line.
It's hard to look right
At you baby..
But here's my number!,
So call me, maybe!
America sneered and slowly handed the same slip of paper to England once again. "NO! NO,GOD PLEASE NO!" England ran again.
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!
Everyone joined in again and sang the rest of the song with America boisterously after the running England.
And all the other boys,
Try to chase me,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe! 
Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad
Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
And you should know that...
America grabbed England's Arm and turned him towards himself. Magical green orbs met glazed blue.
So call me, maybe! 
I think you know what happens already. The song finally stopped though. When England realized it finally ended, He breathed the biggest sigh of relief and put his hands on his knees "Thank god It's over..." England said, exasperated. Everyone gave a standing ovation with cheers and wolf-whistling coming from all over. America laughed and put an arm around England happily. You smirked and stopped the recording. Pure blackmail right in the palm of your hands. America finally started to fall asleep and landed on England's back again. "AGAIN!?" England was getting mad all over. "Let's help them" You told the group at the table. Everyone got up. Germany grabbed Prussia and put his arm over his shoulders and sighed. "I'm...Awesome..." Prussia slept-talked to himself. "Ja, sure..." Germany responded quietly. You and France walked over to England and the sleepy America. France helped you lift America up while England stood up and dusted off his clothes. "He's such an idiot, I swear..." England crossed his arms. "Ohohonhonhonon~ But you still love 'im though~" France smiled. England was flustered but answered. "As family, Yes." He tried his best not to stutter, or else it would seem like he was lying. "Are you sure it's just as family?~" France kept pestering him. "Yes, I'm sure." England looked straight into France's violet orbs. "OK~..." France rolled his eyes jokingly.
England scoffed, he was truly annoyed and just wanted to go home. "I think it's time to go home now..." England suggested quickly while rubbed his head. "Alright Iggy~ But you have to help me take care of America." You told him. "WHAT! Hell no!" England waved it off. "Oh really?~" You grinned devilishly. "Huh?" England raised an eyebrow. "I thought you loved 'im...as family..." France smirked dramatically. "And this~" You pulled out your phone and wiggled it in his face. "You're serious right now..." England sighed heavily. "I thought my name was (y/n) Not serious~" You told him. He rolled his eyes. "But yes, I'm serious." You told him sincerely. He thought a bit and threw his hands up in defeat "Fine, I'll...help". "Good!~ Now help me carry him to the car." You ordered him slightly. France carefully gave England the other arm of the American to hold up. "Ugh, I can't believe I have to help you..." England complained while walking out of the bar and everyone yelled with joy at the surprise performance. You gave a thumbs up at the people and waved your phone up indicating at it would be posted on a social platform. Everyone smiled back and cheered. You were good friends with those people. You exited the bar with England and headed to the car. "Well, you have to deal with it Iggy~ It was your plan~" You reminded him. Shots fired, you just used his own thought against him. "Well...You!...er...dammit" England stopped talking because of his defeat. You reached the car and set America in the backseat. "Okay, I'll drive behind you and follow you to America's house" England told you. "Alright~" You closed the door for America, who was mumbling in his sleep, and got in the car. England got in his. You started off and England followed like he said.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Time-skip to America's house~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You reached and England caught up with you and parked his car. You waited for him next to America's car to help him get out. You opened the car door for America and pulled on his arms to make him sit up so that you can get him out. "Is he still asleep?" England asked. "Yep." You responded a bit annoyed because it was a slight struggle to carry him when he wasn't co-operating. "Ugh..." England groaned. you two did manage to bring him into the house though and set him on the couch. As you two did that, he finally woke up. "Where am I?" America looked around slowly. "You're home, git" England reminded him harshly. "Ohhhh..." America nodded. Tired of carrying America around, You plopped next to him on the couch and turned on the T.V casually. "Come on, Iggy~ You can't stand there forever." You waved for him to sit on the couch next to America. He sighed and sat as he was told. "Yay~ Iggy~!" America hugged the Englishman as he sat down. England blushed lightly. "Da'awh~!" You awed. England rolled his eyes. "He'll forget in the morning...hopefully...So, I don't really care..." England looked away and explained while patting America's hair carefully. You were still fan-girling a bit though. "I agree with France, You two should just date already~" You smiled sweetly. "Well, that Frog is stupid, I-I wouldn't want to date America" England told you; faintly stuttering in the process. "What about me?" America looked up into England's eyes, as America was only half-listening. "N-nothing, A-America..." England grinned to insure that it was nothing. America smiled back and shrugged his shoulders and continued to snuggle the Brit. You squealed lightly. "What the hell is wrong with you?" England looked over to you with annoyance in his voice. "Oh...N-nothing~" You imitated the Brit's response to America mockingly. England shook his head. "I'm gonna get something to drink. You want anything?" You asked England. "No thanks, I'm fine" He responded. You got up, stretched, and went to get some water from the kitchen. "Love ya, Iggy~!" America randomly blurted out. You toke a spit-take at that and giggled a bit. "W-wut!" England was extremely surprised at America's random comment. England calmed down a bit, still flustered. "You don't mean that, America... You're still intoxicated..." England told him quietly. You pulled out your phone, got out a recorder app, crouched, and hid behind the counter, slightly snickering. "I drunk to swear *hic* that I'm not god!" America told him with a cheeky grin. England facepalmed. America laid in England's lap and looked up at him. England glanced back down at him "What?". "You're eyebrows is fuzzy and stuff. Hehe~" America laughed. England exhaled faintly. America reached up to touch them but England smacked his hand out of the way. "Don't touch my eyebrows, America..." England scolded him. "Won't you let me love *hic* you, Senpai? America pouted a bit. England's cheeks turned a light pink "No, America..." England lightly caressed his hair, looking back to when America was a child. While England was thinking about the past, he didn't realize he was touching America's cowlick from time to time. "...U-uh, H-hey...E-England...." America turned red-faced more than he already was. "Heh, I still remember when you were my colony..." England was a bit dazed. "...T-That's great.... u-uh can you stop t-touching m-my hair..." America begged a bit. England wasn't really listening to him and just kept smiling. From America's perspective, He was smiling a bit pervertedly. 'What's going on over there?' You wondered and stopped the recording. You peeked out from your hiding spot and stood and looked over to what was happening. What you saw was England patting America's hair and touching his cowlick every now and again while smiling and saying random things about the past and even pinching his cheeks a bit. America's face was flushed. He saw you and and mouthed 'Help me!' and trying not to make any unnecessary noise. You gave a thumbs up with a wink and went over to England and smacked him square on the face. "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!" England immediately stopped touching America's hair and held his face in his hands and stared up at you looming over him. "Dude, did you know what you were doing?" You scolded him. "Not really, no!" England was still a bit fazed at the slap. "You were touching poor America's hair and cowlick! And I think you know what his cowlick does to him by now..." You inched closer to his face with the last sentence intimidatingly. England remembered from last time. "Oh...right..." England mentally slapped his own self for forgetting. You moved away from his face. "Sorry, America..." England apologized. America just smiled meekly. "Let me do the same to you!" You reached over and ruffled England's already tousled hair violently, attempting to find his e-zone. He just stared at you like you were crazy. "Huh...You don't have an e-zone?" You asked with a hand on your hip. His eyes shifted a bit. "Nope!" England smiled innocently. "Hmm...Whatever!" You plopped back in your original spot on the couch. a couple minutes passed. "By the way... I recorded everything to said to America~" You told England casually. "You...Whut?" He looked over at you. "And I'll be posting that video~" You told him bluntly while adjusting the volume on the T.V. "The hell you wont!" England carefully got up not to disturb America and stepped over him and tried to grab you, but you rolled off the couch. "Oh sh-" You sprinted off, and England ran after you, eyes white with fury. "COME BACK HERE, (Y/N)!!!" England yelled. You quickly ran upstairs and hid in America's room. 'He'll never find me in here Ohononon~' You thought, and laughed like France. Celebrating your victory a bit too early, you forgot to lock the door and England burst open the door and tackled you. "UWAAAH!" You held onto your phone for dear life. He was looming over you and forced your hands to the ground with your phone still in your right hand. "You're not gonna post anything, love!" England told you sternly. "But, you wanted me to post it!" You tried to counter his argument. "Yes, but not when I'm in it! That was all a miscalculation!" He retorted. You scoffed "Yeah, but the way you were blushing there it didn't seem like you wanted it to a miscalculation." You started to fire some serious shots. He began to get flustered again "I-I was just playing along!" England denied what you said. You tilted your head a little to the side, not believing him. He held you in place a bit tighter. "Woah, calm down there, tiger. Don't break my wrists now~" You laughed jokingly. England smiled a little. "So, can you get off of me now?" You asked politely. "No, not until you say you wont post the video" England got closer to your face, as if to be intimidating. "I wont post the video." You looked straight into his glimmering green eyes sincerely. You sure were good at this. He stared into your eyes a little longer, searching for an body language that you could possibly be lieing. "Fine" He got off of you slowly. You smiled and sat up. "I hope I didn't hurt your wrists..." He was a bit worried. "Nah, It's good. You're kinda weak so it didn't hurt as much" You got up and walked back downstairs. Man, your almost out of ammo with all those shots. "Oh, that's g- HEY!" England walked back after you. A couple of hours later and all of you were fast asleep on the couch.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Next day~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You were the first to awaken. You groaned and rubbed your neck. You were in a kind of uncomfortable position last night. You rubbed your eyes and looked over at the Brit and American. England was sleeping soundly with his hand resting on America's head and America was doing the same but in England's lap and slightly drooling. "Awwh~" You grabbed your phone and toke a quick picture of the sleeping couple. As you did that, America began to move a bit in his sleep. "Oh-" You lightly moved off the couch not to disturb them. You went to grab a couple headache pills and water for America. Once you did that you went over to them and tried to wake them up. You did little things like poke their heads, their cheeks and with a leek. "Hmmmm... OH I got it!" You told yourself. You turned on the T.V and turned up the volume. At that exact moment, you hear a loud "OH HELLO! BILLY MAYS HERE WITH SOME OXYCLEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ad appear. "WHAT THE-" England jumped awake which of course had a chain reaction and woke America up as well. "AHHHHHHH! WHAT THE HECK AM I DOING ON YOUR CROTCH!" America yelled bluntly and rubbed his head. " YOU FELL ASLEEP LIKE THAT, YOU IDIOT!" England yelled back which was not helping the American calm down. You were dieing with laughter and you held your stomach and fell on the floor giggling like mad. They looked over at you. You turned down the volume between giggles. "God, That is the worst way to wake up..." England rubbed his ears. "You're telling me..." America rubbed his temples. "Oh, America, If your head hurts go take those pills over there" You pointed to the dining table. He sauntered over to the table and toke them. "You didn't post that video...Did you?" England asked again. You shook your head and he sighed. "Good." "What video?" America asked from the other end of the house where the table was. You smirked evilly.
"I'll show you~" You walked over to him and pulled out your phone and opened up to where the video laid. After the video was finished, he sighed heavily. "Don't post that, please" He told you calmly. "Okay~" You shrugged and walked back to the couch and sat down. "Can...you two tell me what happened last night..." He asked reluctantly. England blushed slightly and you laughed. "Well, The video pretty much explained everything, but you did keep calling Iggy 'Senpai' and kept confessing your undieing love for him~" You made the last part of your sentence all melodramatic. It was America's turn to go slightly red-faced "Oh...". "Did you mean it?" England asked looking away. "What?" America asked, not hearing him correctly. You were engrossed in all this happening. "Did you mean what you said last night...You said you loved me and then said I told you that you were intoxicated, you couldn't have meant what you were saying. Then, you said 'I drunk to swear I'm not god' and I let it go...So, did you mean it?" He explained with a bit of worry and closed his eyes. "I didn't get my permission slip signed for this feels trip~" You smiled sweetly while cupping your face in your hands and pretended to cry. America smiled and walked back over to England and hugged him from behind the couch meaning every second. England's orbs widened and he grinned lightly. "Yeah, man! As family!" He laughed. England was actually truly satisfied with what he said and hugged him back. "Thank you..." He responded. America patted his back. "Anytime, man~". "OMAIGERD Cuteness OVERLOAD~!" You squealed. And everyone was happy and flufeh stuffs.




Extended Ending~~~~~
You called Prussia and sent him the link of the video. "Make sure to put this on every social media!~" You told him. "KESESESESESE~ Alright, frau~!" He agreed while also sending it to his friends France and Spain.
~A day later~ 
"(Y/N) WHY THE HELL IS THIS VIDEO ON FACEBOOK!" England yelled from downstairs where the computer was. "I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE A CERTAIN AWESOME PERSON PUT IT ON THERE OR SOMETHING!" You yelled back. He knew you were referring to Prussia. "NOW, HOW THE HELL DID PRUSSIA GET THE VIDEO!" He yelled back with fury. "UH, I SENT HIM THE LINK?" You questioned it so it would seem like it wouldn't matter. "WHY'D YOU GIVE HIM THE LINK!" He shouted. "WELL, YOU SAID THAT I COULDN'T POST IT, SO...!" You retorted. "OKAY, THAT'S IT-" England stormed upstairs to you. 
Let's just say you got "punished" ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohonononon~
~A day after the "punishment"~
America walked over to England while holding his sides, laughing. England was drinking Earl Gray and raising an eyebrow at the approaching American. "What's wrong with you?" England asked him. "(y/n) told me that- HAHAHAHA- that your-your eyebrows are- pfffffffffffttttt-" America couldn't contain his laughter. "What? Their "Big caterpillars" or something? Spit it out." England drank his tea some more, expecting the common insults. "-That your eyebrow are-are your e-zONE HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!~" America fell on the ground and laughed to no end. "Oh that's n- WAIT, WHAT THE HELL?! When did she tell you?!" He spit out his tea and asked the endlessly laughing American a bit irked. "Like, this morning when you were still asleep!!" He answered. He almost spilled his tea. "So, does it really work?~" America slowly went up to the flustered Brit and attempted to touch his eyebrows. "Stay the hell anyway from me, you git!" England started to run while America chased after him.
America did find out the his eyebrows were his e-zone though~
What happened you ask? Well... BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A SPECIAL TV OFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Fangirls- Dang you BILLY MAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
   
               
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