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5 meters

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 Warning: Crackish fic up ahead not to be taken completely serious, mkay :3 lets do dis! Btw your age in this is 9 <3
                                                   
                                               
GermanyxChild!ReaderxPrussia
  

"Alright, do jou have everything (y/n)?" Ludwig asked the small child in the backseat of the car. "Yep-o!~" you answered, giving a thumbs up with an 'All american smile'. Ludwig gave a "what could be called a smile" at the young one and sighed afterwards. You were going to spend the weekend at Uncle Gilbert's house. Ludwig was a bit skeptic at making you stay there but, it was one of the only people that he could reach at the moment. He was going to be busy for the weekend so he decided to make you stay.But, what happened last time was not too awesome...
  
~Flashback~
"Jou vhat?!" Ludwig shouted at his brother,furious. "Vell... i might of... sorta... lost her" Gilbert answered,stepping back at his brother's anger. "Grr... vell help me find her!" Ludwig yelled once again sprinting to and fro.Eventually, they found you in the closet looking at certain material that a girl at that age (of course) should not be looking at. Ludwig held his head in his hand trying his hardest not to physically kill his brother in front of a innocent child. "Hmm... uncle what is this?" you asked,turning the magazine and pointing to a page. Ludwig blushed shades of red while Gilbert stood solitary, not a blush in sight. "Hmm... vell zhat vould be *bleep* and zhis vould be *bleep*" Gilbert explained pointing at certain parts almost sounding like France. Ludwig, not being able to control his anger anymore, smacked his brother upside the head with brute force enough to bring Gilbirds floating above his head. Gilbert was face down in the ground. "Ohhh..." you,to your minor knowledge, 'understood'. Being oblivious,you looked at the page again in wonder. "(Y/n) put zhat down ve're going home" Ludwig held out his hand towards you to stand up. "OK~" you dropped the magazine on the back of Gilbert's head and left with Ludwig,who was mumbling curses in German under his breath.
~Flashback end~
Ludwig shivered at that. "Uhhh... Daddy are you okay?.. I've been trying to get you back from rainbow land~" You said, waving your hand in his face. "Oh, ja... right" Ludwig, back from slaying evil dinosaurs in rainbow land finally came back to reality. Ludwig and you walked out of the car, Ludwig, carrying the luggage. You were wearing a yellow 'I <3 Deutschland Shirt' with denim shorts and black converse. You hopped up the steps of Gilbert's house and rung the doorbell, Ludwig close behind. The door opened suddenly."Velcome! to zhe awesome house of awesomeness!!" Gilbert greeted,zealous. "I vas expecting you..."
Gilbert lifted you up and pulled you to a tight embrace followed by tickles. Ludwig half-smiled at the scene. 'It's going vell so far... but ve just got here...give it time' Ludwig thought about the process. Gilbert ordered everyone inside and set you down. Ludwig put down the bag and sighed. "Vell, alright i guess jou guys are good now?" Ludwig asked. "Mhm~" "Ja!" both you and Gilbert answered in unison. Ludwig hugged you and said goodbye and Gilbert walked Ludwig to the door. "Don't let anyzhing bad happen to her and ... don't do vhat jou did last time..." Ludwig reminded him. Gilbert looked up,thinking. "Ohhhh... Ja... Don't vorry, i von't let anyzhing happen to her" Gilbert 'promised'. Ludwig sighed. They exchanged goodbyes and Gilbert shut the door. "OK~ Now zhe awesomeness begins!" Gilbert exclaimed,fist pumping the air. You, mimicking his action with a "YEAH!". You guys did all fun things that Gilbert deemed 'appropriate'.You raved,partied hard and danced together while listening to Barbie girl on full blast almost disturbing the neighbors and at one point a magical pony flew out of the sky when you went outside and you flew around until you got tired and England came running for his pony so that it didn't get shot down. "Alright, I zhink it's time for bed'" Gilbert said, a hint of sadness in his voice. "AWWWHHH i don't wannaaa" you crossed your arms and stuck your nose in the air. "(Y/n)... if jou don't go to bed now... zhe tickle monster is gonna get jou...~" Gilbert sang,wiggling his fingers and stepping closer. "NUUUU NOT ZHE TICKLE MONSTER" you copied his accent playfully,holding up your hands for protection. "RAWR!" Gilbert jumped a bit forward and initiated a tickle fight. Playful laughter could be heard from the room that night. "Alright... Heh...go to bed" Gilbert laughed a bit while tucking you in bed and ruffled up your hair. "Night, Uncle Gil~" you responded, slightly weary. "Night, Awesome one" Gilbert smiled and shut the door. A couple minutes later, talking could be heard from a slight distance. It was muffled, but it sounded like a bit of laughter. You, still awake, walked to the door and pushed your ear against it to hear the conversation. "Mhm...Ja...Kesesesese~ ....Ja,and i'm going to use mein 5 meters...Kesesese..."  You giggled a bit at the laugh coming from the other side of the door. "...5 meters?..." you whispered that phrase in thought. You shrugged your shoulders and went to bed. "I'll ask in the morning..." you told your self tired.
 ~~~Next Morning, Sunday~~~
You woke up in a weird position almost falling off the side of the bed. You pushed yourself to the floor and sat, rubbing your eyes to wipe out sleep. A faint smell of eggs was found and you walked downstairs to follow it. "Morning, Uncle Gil!" You said happy while hopping down the stairs, energy coming back. "Morning, (y/n)!" Gilbert smiled and turned back to the plate to share out the eggs. You sat down at the dining table and Gilbert placed the eggs in front of you and sat with his own in the seat front of you. "So, did jou sleep vell?" Gilbert asked while taking a bite of his eggs. "Yep! I'm up,awesome, and ready for the day!" you replied with much needed enthusiasm. "Zhat's mein awesome one!" Gilbert high-fives you across the table. "By the way, I over heard a conversation with you on the phone... what does '5 meters' mean?" you asked bluntly,tilting your head in question. Gilbert slightly choked on his eggs. "Vell... hang on" Gilbert stood up and walked upstairs and stayed there for a few minutes and came back down. "ZHIS!" Gilbert held up a 5 meter long ruler with amazement. He had to keep it PG somehow.
"Woah~" you looked, easily amazed. "Awesome, right?" Gilbert nodded his head knowing already how cool it is. "But... jou know zhere is also something else zhat is 5 meters long..." Gilbert began. "What?" your fork was poised in your hand, wanting to know.
  ~~~ Doistu comes to pick you up a couple hours later~~~
 You were currently in a game of monopoly with Gilbert when the doorbell rang. Gilbert stood up to get it. '"Oh hey,vest!" Gilbert smiled innocently. Ludwig, able to read Gilbert's emotions and actions, asked "Vhat did you do zhis time?..." Ludwig could see you in the background sitting down slowly stealing Gilbert's monopoly money so at least you were in sight this time.
"Nozhing...Nozhing..." Gilbert waved his hands in surrender. "DADDY~" you finally noticed him and ran to the door to hug him. You smiled brightly at him and said bluntly, hands behind your back "Daddy, did you know that Uncle Gil's 5 meters is his-" Gilbert covered her mouth on the last word, cold sweat slightly forming. Ludwig slowly looked at Gilbert a tinge of murder in his eyes knowing what his '5 meters' was. "...(y/n) go to the car" Ludwig said calmly. "Kay~" you walked to the car and went inside. Ludwig turned back to Gilbert "...Vhy must you make my daughter impure...." Ludwig asked teeth clenched. "Sorry, but she's gotta learn sooner or later..." Gilbert shrugged. "Plus, it's not like she's going to remember..." Gilbert continued, not really making it better. "Still... she doesn't need to see or know about zhese zhings now.." Ludwig explained. "Come on, jou know jou liked zhat 'picture' last time..." Gilbert winked earning a worse dark aura followed by a flustered Ludwig. Let's just say Gilbert probably wouldn't be able to walk or use his '5 meters' for a while...  




Hope you enjoyed my '5 meters' story leave a comment tellin' me how it was~ i vant to know! :3 Btw Gilbert was talking to France in the call ohonon~ So yeah, it's my first fan fic on dA and give meh feedback  


"Always dream on... never look back~" Keep Dreamin'
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*kicks prussia in his 'five meters' (cough5inchescough) with an iron boot* YOU SCARRED ME FOR LIIIIIIIIFE *runs away and dives into a sea of potatoes*